The Milani Ludicrous Lip Gloss line has garnered significant attention from beauty enthusiasts, with many praising its unique qualities while also noting some drawbacks. This review aims to consolidate various perspectives on these popular lip glosses.
Overall Brand Perception
For some, Milani is considered a brand with a standout product. "Milani is kind of a one hit wonder brand for me. I absolutely love their Ludicrous Lip Glosses but everything else is just kind of meh," one reviewer stated. This sentiment highlights the exceptional performance of the Ludicrous Lip Glosses compared to other offerings from the brand.
Formula and Texture
A key characteristic of the Ludicrous Lip Glosses is their formula. Reviewers often describe it as having a "high shine finish with a thick and slightly tacky, but not sticky, texture." This thickness is seen as a positive attribute, contributing to their longevity. "They’re so thick that they last on the lips longer and transfer less than any other gloss I’ve tried," noted one user. Another reviewer found the formula to be "very thick and extremely pigmented."
However, the thickness and tackiness are also points of contention for some. One user mentioned, "My only issue was the formula was really sticky and thick, meaning if you used too much at once it would create an odd rim of product around your lips and it would be hard to get rid of it unless you wiped all the gloss off and started over." Despite this, the same reviewer acknowledged that "the long lasting wear came in handy for when I accidentally forgot it at home."
Shade Performance and Pigmentation
The pigmentation of the Milani Ludicrous Lip Glosses is frequently praised. "What you see in the barrel is exactly what you’ll get on lips. The color payoff is phenomenal," one reviewer enthused. Shades like "Just Peachy" from the Milani Peach Ludicrous Lip Gloss line were described as "an orangey peach color with slight gold shimmer" and a "bright orange-y coral with a golden sheen." Another shade, "Mon Cherry," was noted as a "sheer red color with red shimmer."
While the pigmentation is strong, the accuracy of shade names has been questioned. Regarding "Just Peachy," one reviewer expressed, "Sadly, the shade isn’t peach. It’s actually an orange-y coral with a fine golden sheen. It’s pretty but I do wish it more of a peach shade!" Despite this, the overall sentiment for this shade was positive: "Excellent pigmentation, very comfortable and long wear (even though it is sticky), and quite moisturizing! Glad I picked this up!"
Longevity and Wear
The long-wearing nature of the Ludicrous Lip Glosses is a significant advantage for many users. Thanks to their thick and tacky texture, they tend to stay put for extended periods. "It does wear long and strong thanks to that tack and will stick around for five or so hours without feathering or migrating," stated one reviewer. Another found their "long lasting wear came in handy for when I accidentally forgot it at home."
Hydration and Comfort
Many users report that the glosses keep their lips hydrated. "Me los mantiene hidratados, sexys, y sobre todo radiante!" exclaimed one user. Another described the formula as "quite moisturizing!" The finish is consistently noted as having a "high shine."
Packaging and Price
The packaging of the Ludicrous Lip Glosses has seen variations. Some recent releases, like the fruit-themed collection, featured a "larger barrel with a sponge paddle applicator" and decorative caps. The price point is generally considered reasonable, with the glosses usually retailing at $9.00, often found on sale for around $6.29. The packaging is described as "sencillo" (simple) by some, while others appreciate the special edition designs.
Discontinuation Concerns
A significant concern among fans is the perceived discontinuation of the Ludicrous Lip Gloss line. "Unfortunately, they have basically discontinued their Ludicrous Lip Gloss line because they clearly don’t want us to have nice things🙃" lamented one reviewer. This has led to a rush to purchase remaining stock, especially the limited edition shades.

Comparison with Other Milani Products
While the Ludicrous Lip Glosses are highly regarded, other Milani products have received mixed reviews. The Color Fetish Matte Lipsticks, for instance, were described as "a pretty basic matte lipstick" that felt "creamy while being applied" but also "slightly dry my lips out" and were "not completely transfer proof." The Keep It Full Nourishing Lip Plumpers were considered a "basic lip gloss" that provided a "slight cooling sensation" but did not offer noticeable plumping effects and disappeared quickly, lacking the staying power of the Ludicrous glosses. Even the Avocado Hydrating Eye Cream was met with disappointment, offering no significant benefits and causing mild irritation due to the effort required for blending.
Ingredients and Scent
The ingredients are generally well-received, with one reviewer noting, "Los ingredientes son super." The glosses are also scented, with one user commenting, "el precio bueno y la aroma super." However, it's noted that the scents do not always match the shade names; for example, the "Just Peachy" gloss had a "fruity flavor (not peach, just fruity)."